Things I hate about my bestfriend:

He is an extremely picky eater.
He buys a glass of coke and only drinks half
He is grumpier than the dwarf
He lets me win.
He beats me when I tell him not to let me.
I thought he was a massive arsehole and it turned out I was wrong.
He lives too far away.
He cut his beautiful hair off.
He doesn't mix tastes in food which makes him impossible to cook for.
He doesn't respect my love of the following things; Marmite, Broccoli, Tomatos, Noodles, The Sims, Twilight, Spot Popping, Cider, Crap TV Shows.
He watches Shameless.
He watches Hollyoaks.
He watches EASTENDERS!
I can't take him seriously.
He is either grumpy or being silly.
E proppa takes the piss atta ma accent.
He flinches when I try to pop his spots.
He plays silly Facebook games.
He always tells me that we're going to die in 2012.
He is getting a pin-up girl tattoo on his leg.
He is always mean to his Nan (Her name is NOT Sweaty Betty!)
He calls his Nan, Gran.
He has a poor taste in girlfriends.
He is better than me at every single game.
He is annoying.
He farts in my general direction.
He lets people (especially girls!) walk all over him.
He is easily angered.
He has lost faith in humanity.
He wont play Animal Crossing with me.
He thinks he is tough, but really he is a little kitten. Meow.
I love him to pieces and would be lost without him.